Maine Madam

I recently talked to a friend of mine from Kennebunk, Maine who (as a former selectman) has his finger on the pulse of the town, including the rumor mill. Rumor has it, he explained to me, that a local Zumba fitness studio was recently shut down by law enforcement because the establishment was a cover for prostitution. Rumor further has it that no official news has been released about the bust because it might hurt the reputation of certain well connected local men... All of which seemed to me the stuff of which wicked limericks are made...

That Kennebunk Zumba Madam-
If you wanted the moves, she had ‘em.
Now the gents that she laid
Will feel betrayed
When the cops throw her black book at ‘em!
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