Free the Nipple in New Hampshire

Lawmakers went on the attack-

Writing “topless” laws that the state lacked

“We must take a stand!

But as proof we demand

To see photos of gals in the act!”

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Icicle

because Winter won't go away....

Old Man Winter knows sex is my vice.
He hissed, “What I’ve got here is nice!”
Though it was long and rigid,
The sight turned me frigid-
His boner was made out of ice!
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Winter Love

I grabbed my love,

Brushed off the snow,

I said, “My dear, the fire’s aglow...

So toasty warm 

That I don’t suppose

You’d mind if I took off 

Some of your clothes...

‘Cause it makes me hot

When the temperature drops

When the brandy flows

And the fireplace glows.

Tender touches and kisses

Fulfilling my wishes

Warm winter love

Melting the snow.

We’ll start with your coat

And then begin

Through the layers

...There, finally!  Your kissable skin!

Then further on down

‘Cause after you’re kiss’d

I’ll unwrap the present

That’s first on my list...

‘Cause it makes me hot

When the temperature drops

When the brandy flows

And the fireplace glows.

Tender touches and kisses

Fulfilling my wishes

Warm winter love

Melting the snow.

Spring fever’s fine

And you already know

That summer love 

Leaves me all aglow,

But I’d trade each one

For my Winter Desire

Cold winds

Deep snow

And love by the fire.

‘Cause it makes me hot

When the temperature drops

When the brandy flows

And the fireplace glows.

Tender touches and kisses

Fulfilling my wishes

Warm winter love

Melting the snow.

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Valentine

Incandescent
Shut your eyes
Candle light
Will catalyze...

Table set,
Dress allure,
Silk and lace
Will tempt, I’m sure.

Rekindle...
Leave the day behind,
Bet you can’t guess
What’s on my mind-

I smile and promise
That it won’t hurt
A lovely dinner...
With you for dessert! 
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The Fling

In case of emergency,
Break routine.

Now you’ve done it.
You’ve turned on the Siren.

One finger beckons
Red nail glistens.

“Come here, my dear,
And face the consequences.”
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Wager

I buy a $1 lottery scratch ticket once in a while.

(it’s sort of like a quickie, gambling-wise).

Today I won $15.

(that’s sort of like a double orgasm, in $1 scratch card terms).

If you don’t sin big
You don’t win big

But you don’t lose everything
Either.
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Summer Love

I grabbed my love one summer day
When I was feeling.... how should I say?
Well... frisky, but in an adventurous way,
I said, “Nocturnal is nice, but routine,
“Why not try daylight, surrounded by green?
“Look, it’s sunny and warm, imagine our luck,
“Let’s find a place outside where we’ll...

Fulfill our sweet dreams
In a bower of green,
To the soft melodies
Of the birds and the bees,
Our naked desire is all we require;
Sweet pleasure found under the trees.

Here in the woods most people like
To take a picnic or a hike,
But we don’t need boots or a basket of food,
Just fresh air and sunshine to set the mood;
A bed of ferns, a soft caress
Some tender touches to undress
Our love-life in a rut was stuck
But now we just can’t wait to...

Fulfill our sweet dreams
In a bower of green,
To the soft melodies
Of the birds and the bees,
Our naked desire is all we require;
Sweet pleasure found under the trees.

And though al fresco makes me smile,
The conditions are perfect just once in a while;
In the winter it snows,
In the spring- mosquitoes!
And in mud season, puddles and muck;
But it’s worth the wait
‘Cause I’d really hate
To miss such a chance to...

Fulfill our sweet dreams
In a bower of green,
To the soft melodies
Of the birds and the bees,
Our naked desire is all we require;
Sweet pleasure found under the trees.
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